﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Eternal_September's Xanga</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from Eternal_September</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>Speak up goddamnit</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/532544904/speak-up-goddamnit/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/532544904/speak-up-goddamnit/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 00:52:08 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;I realized how much I hate silent people. The people who never talk. Or when they do talk, you can't quite hear them.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Or people who suddenly stop talking to me, and won't tell me why. I know there's something wrong. I'm not that fucking stupid.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Of course, why do I care?&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/532544904/speak-up-goddamnit/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>I just hate</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/531056692/i-just-hate/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/531056692/i-just-hate/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:22:54 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;How people can be so unreliable sometimes.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Sometimes, I just a feel a certain friendship is just not worth it.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Ugh.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/531056692/i-just-hate/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, July 27, 2006</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/512648968/item/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/512648968/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 00:53:55 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: on the first day, I can imagine her assigning her students 5 "SAVE OUR PLANET" projects&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: lol. "this year you will need to have 5 hours worth of tree hugging logged in your Superman loggs"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: "and *insert sideway eight here* hours worth of hurting those who hurt spiders"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "don't forget to pick of your red capes and tights at teh administration office"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *brainwashes students to like her*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *tripps and falls on face*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: "and don't forget... I graduated at Bioterrorist University, so *hyperventilates* I'M SUPPA AWESOME!"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: sicks bucket of black widdows on student&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: OH NO! HEATHER!&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: SAVE THOSE STUDENTS FROM BIOBITCH'S WRATH!&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *HURRY! TO THE CHAMBER OF SOLITUDE!!!"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: DUN DUN DUUUUN...&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *starts up the batmobile*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "YOU BRING A BAD NAME TO BATS! DIE... BAD... NAMERS!!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "I'M ASIAN!! AND I CAN'T DRIVE THIS BATMOBILE!!!" *aaaaaaaaaahhhhh*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: *hits random colorful buttons*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "NO! DON'T HIT THAT..." *CRASHHH* "treee....."&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *tree sets on fire*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch's FREAKING OUT!!&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: Mrs. Marr: *clenches fists and looks towards the sky* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "YOU... AAAAAAAAAAHHH! YOU PHAIL WITH AN F!!!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *she turns into a tree monster*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *rampages through town because they are destroying our nature, making sure to step on every SUV*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: biobitch: "DAMN YOU, YOU GAS GUZZLERS!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *she fires the WILDLIFE JOURNAL OF DOOM at people*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT SCIENTIFIC NAMES THAT ARE COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND MEAN NOTHING TO US AND YET TOOK US 328572587 HOURS TO FIND!!!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "You know what destroys EVIL WILDLIFE JOURNAL OF DOOM? FIRE!!!!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *takes out a flamethrower and starts burning the books*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: me:*takes flamethrower and sets and tree on fire with 45 gallons of gasoline*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "quick Heather! we must save all of these innocent people from infinite hours of pointless research!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *you run uber fast towards Biobitch forming a trail of gasoline*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *and I follow with the flamethrower*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *points flamwthrower at biobitch* "RESEARCHING IS A FORM OF READING! FEEL 451 DEGREES OF EVIL BIOBITCH!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "NEVAAAAAAAAAA!1" *her wooden trunks starts to burn*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SAVE ME MY LOVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"'&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *SCREEEEECH!* &lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Mr. Marr is nowhere to be found&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "Guess she'll have to dye miserably and alone"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "IT'S ME! MR. MARR IN A HUGE GAS GUZZLING SUV!!!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *gasps*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "NO!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR GAS!!!"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "F*CK YOU BIOBITCH!" *hits her with SUV*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *Mr. Marr turns out to be a lamer incarnation of Superman, and flies out while the gas guzzling SUV starts running into Biobitch*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "hey look! MORE SUV's!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *more SUV starts hitting Biobitch*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *SUV's catch on fire*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: biobitch: "NOOOOOO! THE OZONE LAYER!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Ozone layer: j00 JUST GOT PWNED BITCH!&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: *looks of fear, terror, etc etc* WAAAT???????!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: biobitch: "WHY THE F*CK DOES WOOD BURN SO SLOW*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *students begin to roast marshmallows*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *students begin cooking MEAT on Biobitch's fire*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "WHAT? FIRST MY HUSBAND, THEN THE OZONE LAYER, AND THEN MY STUDENTS???"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: biobitch: "NOOO!!!! YOU KILLED BAMBI YOU BASTARDS!".... *groan*...."MY INSIDES!!! THEY CANNOT... HANDLE... THE..... MEAT!!!!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "Hey! I think we found her weakness! We must cook more meat!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *students starts bringing in truckloads of raw meat*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *students begin to trap and kill snow white, the 7 dwarves, and all the fuzzy creatures of the forest and begin skinning them mercilessly"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "UUUUUGNNNNOOOOOO! THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS!!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *she starts dying on the inside*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *and she grows shorter because her woods have turned to ashes*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "agggahhhigafooooo".. *and other random noises*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: when only her face is still not yet burned&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "this is what you get for not letting me drop out of honors bitch!" *hits her with a metal baseball bat*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *her hair thinns.... more than it already is*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "this is what you get for forcing me to spend 16 hours a day on a VJAS project that i didn't understand!!"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *hacks at the tree with an axe*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *students repeat what we did*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: random guy: "this is what you get for pushing me when I tried to kill a spider!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: random girl: "this is what you get for assigning the shittiest projects ever!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *both throw bottles of AXE on her*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: random girl "this is what you get for making me pin bugs!"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *throws herself into the flames and tries to punch her. fails miserably*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: half an hour later, when all of her former students wish her good life in hell&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: *barely audible whisper* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh... *she gasps one final time as the last of her breath is heard*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *loud crash*...*black widows attack students and use their bodies to stop the flames*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *they find ashes*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: me.... "you killed asian kenneth! BASTARDS!!!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: what? they stopped the flames but found ashes&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: and Kenneth is right there, eating bambi&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *points in a random direction*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: me: "BAR B Q!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *black widows game extinct*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: became*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *students begin to eat the char-broiled remains of the dwarves and snow white*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: BUT WAIT!&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: nighttime falls, and a black widow came back to life&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: it eats the ashes of its fallen relatives and Biobitch&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: and grows into this giant spider/tree monster thing&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *black widows shit her remains all over the earth*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *black widows fart*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: 'EEEEEEWWWWWW&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *clouds form in the shape of biobitch's head* biobitch/cloud: "no! stop the methane!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *cows fart*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *cloud coughs and spews acid rain*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *burns her disgusting environmentally-friendly foods*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "NOOOO!" *cloud dissapears as voice fades*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: YAY!&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "I'm convinced that those stupid lawn gnomes are behind this!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "creating this evil biology teacher to help them aide their evil plans!"&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: "let's go destroy lawn gnomes!"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: me: "but i think lawn gnomes are alloys of deer!"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *lawn gnomes come to life and start up chain saws while looking at the tons of venicin meat before them*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: KICK THEM!&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: me: *kick lawn gnomes*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "oh no! the lawn flamingos are joining forces with them!"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *kick*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: "this isn't working!"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *sets off nuclear bomb*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: IT'S NOT WORKING!&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: *gets a bunch of fat kids to fart on them*&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: "QUICK! WHERE'S THE FLAME THROWER?"&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *lights a match*&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *meanwhile, african children smell burnt farts and see the giant mushroom cloud that destroys 3 continents&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: muahahahahahaaaaaaaa!&lt;BR&gt;DarkMagiGirl9: would you like to be Agent 02 and help me conquer the world?&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: sure&lt;BR&gt;detectivezim: *to be continued* lol&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/512648968/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Spice Girls</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/509101683/spice-girls/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/509101683/spice-girls/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 04:53:17 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;I remembered when they were like... HUGE. I downloaded their albums. Can you say... ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS? Oh man, I loved this song... Who Do You Think You Are? Oh man... the memories.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Mmm... if everything goes alright, I plan to clean my bathroom, clean my room, bake more cookies, and stuff.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Well, my dad's been telling me his restrictions for when I can drive. Basically, to and from school only. If I want to go anywhere else, I have to ask. I can't just drive my friends anywhere. And others. Wow, so even with a car, I STILL have very&amp;nbsp;limited freedom. But he also said that when he feels I can drive safely, I can go places.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/509101683/spice-girls/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Homeostasis</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/508746764/homeostasis/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/508746764/homeostasis/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:07:01 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;If there's one thing I learned in biology, is that living things go through homeostasis.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Well, this is &lt;STRONG&gt;my&lt;/STRONG&gt; homeostasis. I've been FAR too nice this week, and I haven't really expressed my violent/angry/negative emotions. So right now, I'm angry and pissed off, and there's no one to explode at. There's these two people in particular&amp;nbsp;that I'd just LOVE to talk to&amp;nbsp;in caps and size 48 font right now. But... I'm too nice for that. I'll just repress it and pretend there's nothing fucking wrong. I'll just put on a&amp;nbsp;mask with a stretched out U for a mouth, and pretend to be this happy little faery everyone thinks I am.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I am jealous at the truly apathetic people out there. There's this tiny part of me that cares at all, and I fucking hate it. And it irks me that people think I care about their&amp;nbsp;shitty lives and the pathetic little dramas and problems that come attached. You don't care about my life, drama, or problem, so why should I care about yours? And really, it's my problem. If I want you to know, I'll tell you. If I don't, tell you, then it must mean I don't want you to know, right? IT'S THAT FUCKING&amp;nbsp;SIMPLE. Everything else is just none of your fucking business!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;And god damn, this is the first night in&amp;nbsp;a while that I'm not IM'ing someone at this hour. I really miss this peace. There's usually something I want to do, and I can't really expect to do it well when someone keeps IM'ing me with insignificant babble. This is why I love myspace. I can answer at my own leisure. Instant... t'is not always a good thing.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Now, I'm probably not going to sign on to my main screenname anymore. If you're important enough, ask and I'll give you my other screenname(s), if you don't have them already.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/508746764/homeostasis/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>It sucks</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/508403803/it-sucks/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/508403803/it-sucks/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2006 03:07:24 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;It sucks to be someone with too many interests.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Now I feel the urge to take up sewing again. The last time I sewed or did stitchery was... about five years ago? And I had never really perfected my needlework skills. It always looked uneven and crooked.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I wonder if my mom will even let me go near her sewing machine.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Next time I go to walmart or a fabric store, I should buy some patterns to practice first.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/508403803/it-sucks/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Wow</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/508398961/wow/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/508398961/wow/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:50:42 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;It seems like the only time I ever update this is when I'm feeling rather emo.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Damn.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Baking cookies tomorrow. :)&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/508398961/wow/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Ugh...</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/505814593/ugh/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/505814593/ugh/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:48:08 GMT</pubDate><description>I'm depresed... again. Sometimes, it feels like I'm too nice for my own good. Mixed feelings and shit.</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/505814593/ugh/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>PMS Yet?</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/501279873/pms-yet/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/501279873/pms-yet/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:00:27 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;I was feeling rather depressed today. I don't know why though. I hope it means my period is coming.&amp;nbsp;I've been procrastinating on cleaning for like... ever. Well, I started cleaning my bathroom at around 10.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Talking to Jesse made me feel better. Nothing like some familiarity during the summer.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/501279873/pms-yet/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Summer Pruning</title><link>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/500468930/summer-pruning/</link><guid>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/500468930/summer-pruning/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 20:15:11 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Today is the day I pruned my buddy list. I took out all of the extra screennames people had but never went on, and all the people I never talked to, and all the random strangers that keep IM'ing me. So it went from&amp;nbsp;70 to 40. Unlike some people, I actually like my list small, and I actually take out dead screennames.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://eternal-september.xanga.com/500468930/summer-pruning/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>