DarkMagiGirl9: on the first day, I can imagine her assigning her students 5 "SAVE OUR PLANET" projects
detectivezim: lol. "this year you will need to have 5 hours worth of tree hugging logged in your Superman loggs"
DarkMagiGirl9: "and *insert sideway eight here* hours worth of hurting those who hurt spiders"
detectivezim: "don't forget to pick of your red capes and tights at teh administration office"
DarkMagiGirl9: *brainwashes students to like her*
detectivezim: *tripps and falls on face*
DarkMagiGirl9: "and don't forget... I graduated at Bioterrorist University, so *hyperventilates* I'M SUPPA AWESOME!"
detectivezim: sicks bucket of black widdows on student
DarkMagiGirl9: OH NO! HEATHER!
DarkMagiGirl9: SAVE THOSE STUDENTS FROM BIOBITCH'S WRATH!
detectivezim: *HURRY! TO THE CHAMBER OF SOLITUDE!!!"
detectivezim: DUN DUN DUUUUN...
DarkMagiGirl9: *starts up the batmobile*
detectivezim: "YOU BRING A BAD NAME TO BATS! DIE... BAD... NAMERS!!"
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "I'M ASIAN!! AND I CAN'T DRIVE THIS BATMOBILE!!!" *aaaaaaaaaahhhhh*
DarkMagiGirl9: me: *hits random colorful buttons*
detectivezim: "NO! DON'T HIT THAT..." *CRASHHH* "treee....."
DarkMagiGirl9: *tree sets on fire*
DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch's FREAKING OUT!!
detectivezim: Mrs. Marr: *clenches fists and looks towards the sky* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "YOU... AAAAAAAAAAHHH! YOU PHAIL WITH AN F!!!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *she turns into a tree monster*
DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *rampages through town because they are destroying our nature, making sure to step on every SUV*
detectivezim: biobitch: "DAMN YOU, YOU GAS GUZZLERS!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *she fires the WILDLIFE JOURNAL OF DOOM at people*
detectivezim: "NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT SCIENTIFIC NAMES THAT ARE COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND MEAN NOTHING TO US AND YET TOOK US 328572587 HOURS TO FIND!!!"
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "You know what destroys EVIL WILDLIFE JOURNAL OF DOOM? FIRE!!!!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *takes out a flamethrower and starts burning the books*
detectivezim: me:*takes flamethrower and sets and tree on fire with 45 gallons of gasoline*
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "quick Heather! we must save all of these innocent people from infinite hours of pointless research!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *you run uber fast towards Biobitch forming a trail of gasoline*
DarkMagiGirl9: *and I follow with the flamethrower*
detectivezim: *points flamwthrower at biobitch* "RESEARCHING IS A FORM OF READING! FEEL 451 DEGREES OF EVIL BIOBITCH!"
DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "NEVAAAAAAAAAA!1" *her wooden trunks starts to burn*
DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SAVE ME MY LOVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"'
detectivezim: *SCREEEEECH!*
DarkMagiGirl9: Mr. Marr is nowhere to be found
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "Guess she'll have to dye miserably and alone"
detectivezim: "IT'S ME! MR. MARR IN A HUGE GAS GUZZLING SUV!!!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *gasps*
detectivezim: "NO!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR GAS!!!"
detectivezim: "F*CK YOU BIOBITCH!" *hits her with SUV*
DarkMagiGirl9: *Mr. Marr turns out to be a lamer incarnation of Superman, and flies out while the gas guzzling SUV starts running into Biobitch*
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "hey look! MORE SUV's!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *more SUV starts hitting Biobitch*
detectivezim: *SUV's catch on fire*
detectivezim: biobitch: "NOOOOOO! THE OZONE LAYER!"
DarkMagiGirl9: Ozone layer: j00 JUST GOT PWNED BITCH!
DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: *looks of fear, terror, etc etc* WAAAT???????!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
detectivezim: biobitch: "WHY THE F*CK DOES WOOD BURN SO SLOW*
detectivezim: *students begin to roast marshmallows*
DarkMagiGirl9: *students begin cooking MEAT on Biobitch's fire*
DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "WHAT? FIRST MY HUSBAND, THEN THE OZONE LAYER, AND THEN MY STUDENTS???"
detectivezim: biobitch: "NOOO!!!! YOU KILLED BAMBI YOU BASTARDS!".... *groan*...."MY INSIDES!!! THEY CANNOT... HANDLE... THE..... MEAT!!!!"
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "Hey! I think we found her weakness! We must cook more meat!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *students starts bringing in truckloads of raw meat*
detectivezim: *students begin to trap and kill snow white, the 7 dwarves, and all the fuzzy creatures of the forest and begin skinning them mercilessly"
DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: "UUUUUGNNNNOOOOOO! THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS!!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *she starts dying on the inside*
DarkMagiGirl9: *and she grows shorter because her woods have turned to ashes*
detectivezim: "agggahhhigafooooo".. *and other random noises*
DarkMagiGirl9: when only her face is still not yet burned
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "this is what you get for not letting me drop out of honors bitch!" *hits her with a metal baseball bat*
detectivezim: *her hair thinns.... more than it already is*
detectivezim: "this is what you get for forcing me to spend 16 hours a day on a VJAS project that i didn't understand!!"
detectivezim: *hacks at the tree with an axe*
DarkMagiGirl9: *students repeat what we did*
DarkMagiGirl9: random guy: "this is what you get for pushing me when I tried to kill a spider!"
DarkMagiGirl9: random girl: "this is what you get for assigning the shittiest projects ever!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *both throw bottles of AXE on her*
detectivezim: random girl "this is what you get for making me pin bugs!"
detectivezim: *throws herself into the flames and tries to punch her. fails miserably*
DarkMagiGirl9: half an hour later, when all of her former students wish her good life in hell
DarkMagiGirl9: Biobitch: *barely audible whisper* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh... *she gasps one final time as the last of her breath is heard*
detectivezim: *loud crash*...*black widows attack students and use their bodies to stop the flames*
DarkMagiGirl9: *they find ashes*
detectivezim: me.... "you killed asian kenneth! BASTARDS!!!"
DarkMagiGirl9: me: what? they stopped the flames but found ashes
DarkMagiGirl9: me: and Kenneth is right there, eating bambi
DarkMagiGirl9: *points in a random direction*
detectivezim: me: "BAR B Q!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *black widows game extinct*
DarkMagiGirl9: became*
detectivezim: *students begin to eat the char-broiled remains of the dwarves and snow white*
DarkMagiGirl9: BUT WAIT!
DarkMagiGirl9: nighttime falls, and a black widow came back to life
DarkMagiGirl9: it eats the ashes of its fallen relatives and Biobitch
DarkMagiGirl9: and grows into this giant spider/tree monster thing
detectivezim: *black widows shit her remains all over the earth*
DarkMagiGirl9: *black widows fart*
DarkMagiGirl9: 'EEEEEEWWWWWW
detectivezim: *clouds form in the shape of biobitch's head* biobitch/cloud: "no! stop the methane!"
DarkMagiGirl9: *cows fart*
detectivezim: *cloud coughs and spews acid rain*
DarkMagiGirl9: *burns her disgusting environmentally-friendly foods*
detectivezim: "NOOOO!" *cloud dissapears as voice fades*
DarkMagiGirl9: YAY!
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "I'm convinced that those stupid lawn gnomes are behind this!"
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "creating this evil biology teacher to help them aide their evil plans!"
DarkMagiGirl9: me: "let's go destroy lawn gnomes!"
detectivezim: me: "but i think lawn gnomes are alloys of deer!"
detectivezim: *lawn gnomes come to life and start up chain saws while looking at the tons of venicin meat before them*
DarkMagiGirl9: KICK THEM!
DarkMagiGirl9: me: *kick lawn gnomes*
detectivezim: "oh no! the lawn flamingos are joining forces with them!"
detectivezim: *kick*
detectivezim: "this isn't working!"
detectivezim: *sets off nuclear bomb*
DarkMagiGirl9: IT'S NOT WORKING!
DarkMagiGirl9: *gets a bunch of fat kids to fart on them*
DarkMagiGirl9: "QUICK! WHERE'S THE FLAME THROWER?"
detectivezim: *lights a match*
detectivezim: *meanwhile, african children smell burnt farts and see the giant mushroom cloud that destroys 3 continents
DarkMagiGirl9: muahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
DarkMagiGirl9: would you like to be Agent 02 and help me conquer the world?
detectivezim: sure
detectivezim: *to be continued* lol